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(Stole this from [livejournal.com profile] turtletwins: kisses to you and your gbf, my love!!)

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel right now.

Date: 2009-04-06 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluemchenkaffee.livejournal.com
Thank you for making me laugh out loud.:)))))


Date: 2009-04-06 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
LOL same here!

still giggling... it's fucking brilliant!

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitasangel.livejournal.com
I have that plaque over my mirror so it is the last thing I see as I walk out the door in the morning. It makes me laugh every day.

Date: 2009-04-06 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
oh wow, that's actually a really fabulous idea!

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] turtletwins.livejournal.com
*kisses* I'm glad it could make you laugh and put a smile on your face!! <3

Date: 2009-04-17 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
aaaw... :D I was looking for this joke to send it to you - forgot I actually got it from you in the first place. :D

it still makes me giggle. :)

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wake-upsunshine.livejournal.com
Dr. Phil might be right, actually :)...

Date: 2009-04-17 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com

I think he definitely has a point, yes... ;-)

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schnute23.livejournal.com
LMAO *gone to check the bar*

Date: 2009-04-17 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
...and? what have you found???? :D :D :D

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j525.livejournal.com
OK, OMG - that was really really funny. Thank you for the good chuckle. I desperately needed that.

Date: 2009-04-17 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
it's it fucking fabulous??

just reread it, and made my day all over again! :D

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-06 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyewackets-paws.livejournal.com
Holy crow! I bet we all wish we could feel as good as I'm sure you feel right now.

I just finished off a box of Tampons, and let me tell you, I in no way feel as satisfied as you do.

Date: 2009-04-17 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
"I just finished off a box of Tampons, and let me tell you, I in no way feel as satisfied as you do."


♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-08 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spike7451.livejournal.com
God yes, I read that on her journal and laughed out loud. :)

Date: 2009-04-17 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
I just reread it... definitely hasn't lost any of it's brilliance... :D

♥ RR ♥

Date: 2009-04-11 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] force-oblique.livejournal.com
Awesome! <3 *g*

Date: 2009-04-17 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rromantic.livejournal.com
*g* *g* *g*



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